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Are we talking about the same guy? Why does everyone keep going on about Yasser Arafat? The poor guy obviously has enough trouble feeding himself and tying his own shoes, without people accusing him of having sufficient mental faculties to coordinate terrorist activities and chew gum at the same time. Take a look at the guy! He couldn't possibly be the arch villain everyone makes him out to be. If you'll just take a moment to consider the facts, I'm sure you'll see that he is, at best, a low level step-n-fetchit lackey of the "Al Saud Oil Cartel" (Saudi Arabia) - like George Bush. Clearly, he cannot possibly be the evil genius his detractors claim. Far be it from me to suggest that a little camel DNA may have slipped into the ole' gene pool, but he does make the banjo player in Deliverance look like a Rhodes Scholar. Anyone who believes that Yasser Arafat is capable of coordinating the activities of a network of terrorist cells should drag themselves back to reality just long enough to gaze into his beady little eyes. That is not the face of someone who could coordinate his bowel movements with trips to the bathroom. LEADER? Gimme' a break! He couldn't lead a two-dollar hooker to his tent with a hundred-dollar bill. Would you follow a guy whose picture belongs next to "Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git" in the Guinness Book of World Wretches? He's a textbook example of probable cause for a drug search. I've seen derelicts rolling around in the gutter that have more composure. How could he possibly be controlling large groups of terrorists, when he obviously can't even control his own bodily functions? (He certainly can't keep from running off at the mouth.) I've even heard that the news media voted him the sound bite most likely to drool on and/or wet himself during an interview. Get a clue,
guys! Quit flogging this Yasser thing and get on with the business at
hand. If you really want to put an end to Palestinian terrorism, take
all the ordnance you're wasting on their rat holes on the West Bank, and
put it on the Saudi Royal Palace in Riyadh. 'Nuff said? |